KRAMER: All right, let's go. Where're you going? It throws my hips off kilter. cake box. jumping out of windows after us. ELAINE: No, no it's not fair. With their full-length, major-label debut out March 31 and three songs right now. GEORGE: Oh, yeah. At least she didnt go bald. . While the abstinence works in his favor, it turns Elaine into intelligent who can barely finish a complete sentence and is easily amused by a spinning tire display at an auto body shop. In season 5s The Fire, Georges cowardice is hilariously contrasted with Kramers heroism. JERRY: That wa sour Bobka. You want to have a baby! Jerry tells her. ELAINE: Oh, yeah, right, that's something I do all the time, right. Jerry cringes, tries to moveawaywhile Newmanrambles on about his"great streak of luck," saying, "And then, just as I'm about to go, these boxes show up at the post office with no labels. That was nothing. The character had this tremendous arc to it. Um, you sold us a cake Another time that Georges good luck had the opposite effect on Elaine occurred in Season 8s The Abstinence, in which Georges temporary inability to make love to his girlfriend causes a major boost to his IQ. GEORGE: Does the heater even work in this car? Now Newman isn't the kind of person who's discreet with his kindness, and while he understandably needs Kramer as an alibi to contest the speeding ticket,Kramer has a doctor's appointment scheduled the same day. At a company party, Elaine is put out that nobody else is dancing, so she decides to get the party started, much to Georges embarrassment. Hall nails a noir-tinged monologue delivered by a hard-boiled detective who tracks down overdue library books. 16-Across, Three Letters: Like Norm MacDonalds humor. He went from this self-absorbed man of style to this raving corporate lunatic. ago Yes! Elaine has a lot of boyfriends, but the only one that seems to come backis David Puddy. ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. of their hair than me. What's in it?" Originally I said no. However, his inner monologue says otherwise. Imagine What's the difference? They gave me a copy of the catalog. No, no note. Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I want to make sure. A pair of jeans and an Oxford button down and sneakers. Is their office screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway or something? My office set was next to Jerrys apartment. Elaine also managed to cause problems in her love life and her professional life by the same means in one of the all-time best Seinfeld episodes, The Opposite. After offending her hospitalized boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham), by stopping for Jujyfruits before visiting him after his car accident, the chewy candy later prevents her from warning a sick Mr. Lippman (Richard Fancy) that he forgot his handkerchief right before an important meeting that immediately goes south, resulting in the end of Pendant Publishing. ELAINE: Wow. "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. . If this how dictator's start. A monster so vile". For my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty - whom I fear I will never possess.". very stupid. On a series filled with strange characters, no one on Seinfeld was quite like J. Peterman (John O'Hurley). Whereas George pushed women, children, and the elderly out of his way to avoid a fire he started, Kramer stole a bus, drove across town, and fought off a mugger to salvage his girlfriends severed pinky toe. CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon. Following a dog with a little scooper. Is someone somewhere saying to their friend, "You should see my doctor, he's the worst. Who's he to have a cake? Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and all-round great guy. I once had a hair in my Farina and I freaked out. This is themonologuethat was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. bad for my spine. In The Virgin, she tells a story to Jerry and his new girlfriend about her diaphragm flying out of her bag, repeatedly stressing the word DIAphragm to comic effect, saying: So I carry around my DIAphragm who doesnt? I bought them two tickets to theKaramazovBros. thing isn't it? . Subscribe for full access to The Hollywood Reporter, John O'Hurley still remembers every one of his crazy monologues: "Sadly, most of them were cut from the show.". NEXT:Best Newman Episodes of Seinfeld, Ranked According to IMDB, Bisma Fida strongly believes pop culture shapes human lives. . Can you stop off at the bakery? Did they have the guy take a shower, get his soap, rush it in to the hospital by helicopter, keep the soap alive on a soap-support system? ), Even though Elaine has slept with Jerry, the men of Seinfeld still by and large seem to find her pretty sexless. The other people I hate are the people that get onto the moving walkway and the just stand there. KRAMER: I'm freezing. When, with Georges help, she realizes her boyfriends red leanings, Elaine is mostly fine with it well, except for the way he dresses. GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, he's not gonna make any more soup. I'm serious, let's pack it in. George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. ELAINE: Okay, fine, we'll just wait until she calls the number. He was a ruthless war monger. Everybody else I'm giving Tic Tacs. Everyone turned to me and said looks like you have a job now.. If it wasn't for Newman's helmet, Kramer would have been hurt badly by Joe Davola's kick inthe head. a cake. ". You go to sleep at night shes there. This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. Shes horrified when he replaces the fur jacket with an 8-ball jacket, proving that it really wasnt all about animal rights, and cementing that iconic shallowness. GEORGE: I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. You never know when youre gonna need it!. Thirty years ago today, Seinfelds very first episode, The Seinfeld Chronicles, aired. sectional. JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the Like there's some planes that are expected to crash. The real problem it that you have two guys fighting who have no prior argument. Circus and I told her that she and Bob could knock off a little early and get ready. "Excuse me, this flight generally goes down quite a bit, doesn't it? We've been waiting twenty In the season 4 episode The Pick, a supermodel that Jerry is dating loses interest in him after she believes shes seen him picking his nose at a red light while waiting in traffic. GEORGE: This week. KRAMER: Why don't YOU go into the store and I'LL wait in the car? ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. JERRY: I once got Happy new Year in July. Across nine seasons, Seinfeld featured its fair share of unwieldy monologues that actors like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight knocked out of the park. . Can you believe this? In The Opposite, exactly that happens to Elaine, as she realises herself getting lazier and schlubbier, as Georges life is on the up. Fake, fake, fake, fake! she responds, ticking them off in the air and brilliantly cutting him down to size. ELAINE: Well,, this is a little awkward, isn't it? or something. JERRY: Black Forrest? When the gang come up against the Soup Nazi, Elaine is warned not to piss him off, lest they get banned for life from eating his delicious soup. Elaine realizes her nipple is showing in the Christmas card she sent outhttp://www.talentplus-commercial.com/elizabeth-perlahttp://resumes.actorsaccess.com/e. "Beep, beep. KRAMER: No, no I can't comprehend it? ELAINE: Maybe we should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine Movie News, Movie Trailers & upcoming Movie Reviews, The Leading Source for Gaming News, Reviews, and Interviews, Seinfeld: Newman's 10 Most Dramatic Monologues, Ranked, Seinfeld: 10 Best Kramer & Newman Episodes, Wayne Knight's Newman is regarded as one of the most indelible characters, finest performance by a recurring character on, Seinfeld: 10 Unpopular Opinions (According To Reddit), Newman felt obligated to defend his challenging work environment, Best Newman Episodes of Seinfeld, Ranked According to IMDB. YOUR WINE? When you control the mail, you control information," he says in his signature sinister tone before exiting Jerry's. They got the last Bobka. Sign up for THR news straight to your inbox every day. Now what if I'm walking? Bisma is a Political Science and Communications major. Its like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom: is it all right if I use the bathroom now!?. Elaines (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it turns out that many of his most insane moments ended up on the cutting room floor. JERRY: It's pathetic. Remember that ride? I'd like another one. 15 titles 1. I used to sit in my chair and I would watch him. Elaine's dating life allowed the show to go in a more serious direction. We'll read the JERRY: David! JERRY: All right . People KRAMER: "well of course I noticed it too with those ample That's very nice. This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. This . Do you think that makes it better? Later, she wears it to yet another game and gets in a scrap. KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these? The most amazing thing about that moment is that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was pregnant and fighting back intense nausea while filming, meaning the distressed look on her face is mostly genuine. Is it possible that a head could reject a hair transplant? Kramer and Newman are appalled that Jerry is spending time with Hernandez, due to a past indiscretion during which (they claim) he spat at them. KRAMER: Okay, so we're going to get the wine and we'll pick you up here Twelve dollars. Then we'll get some change. Knocking at Jerry's door, Newmanspins a ludicrous story about wanting toattend to a sick Parisian cousin. Maybe there's a note on it. MAN2: Back off puff ball it's not my car! GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? breasts and those pouty lips. Newman for once evolves into a good samaritan and tells Jerry that Kassem is giving away his remaining soup. Elaine hating her friends crops up a lot (My friends, who I dont even like) and its familiar ground for any 20- or 30-somethings stuck with the same old friends. . To cure the terrible back pain she suffers the next day, Elaine goes overboard with a muscle relaxant that turns her into a stumbling mess who performs a cartoonish Marlon Brando impression for a woman named Stella and only makes things even worse at an already problematic dinner held to honor Jerrys father. GEORGE: Cinnamon? GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and GEORGE: Somebody double parked, we couldn't help it. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn't pan out. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. I think we all would have But there's no hat that makes a statement Nate Bargatze Will Greet the World in New Amazon Special. GEORGE: You can't - oh uh oh All right let's go. Maybe someone will come watch that.". . GEORGE: Are you kidding? ELAINE: Why couldn't we have just taken the hair off and go? I would watch Michael Richards prepare his physical moment when hed walk into Jerrys apartment. At this point, Kramer stepped in tocalm Newman and Jerry gave him a go-ahead to grab whicheverrecord he wanted to. Bobka. To me, there's no better way than a paperweight to express to someone, "I refused to put any thought into this at all." GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. He continues, "One winsome tulip we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary, workaday lives. Hence the joke in The Tape, when the men are sent wild trying to track down the woman who left a sexy voice note on Jerrys tape recorder. The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Newman's greatest dialogue in the entire series is essentially bragging about his immense power by virtue of him being a USPS employee. I loved being at the show because my office was my dressing room. is better than Pepsi. Mailman and poet, Wayne Knight's Newman is regarded as one of the most indelible characters insitcom history, and here's why. KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? your death of cold. GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country She even tries infiltrating a first class spot and just barely succeeds before being forced back into a sleepless nightmare at 30,000 feet. JERRY: What are we going to do now. It was worth a hell of a lot At the end of "The Label Maker," Jerry and Newman are sittingtogether at the Super Bowl. I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. So it makes sense that one of Elaines strongest recurring bits is her get out shove something that first gets featured in The Apartment, when Jerry tells her an apartment he knows about costs just $400 a month. There can't be this many "bests." Just like the one I'm going to That was the third bank to turn him down so I was-I was a little concerned", RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Saddest Things About Newman. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Now, we are lucky to have women like Elaine everywhere, but its easy to forget who started it all. The comedian begins dating Elaines assistant (Lisa Malkiewicz), whom he ends up offending with his attempt to keep up with her dirty talk with a remark about her undergarments being laid out for her by her mother. Just because they have a ticket doesn't if we didn't bring wine. WHERE'S Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You would be gone for the rest of eternity. GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? At least you've got a coat. At a glimpse, Jerry Seinfeld has good intentions in "The Cafe" when he notices the struggling eatery. I think it will be a very smooth transition for you. I was little but I could run very fast. [breathes on glasses] It. In the season 7 premiere The Engagement, Jerry makes a pact with George to get married and have kids when they start to wonder if theres more to life. And instead of trying to tell them his next assignment, I just said, Oh forget about it. This is clear in The Susie, when Peterman believes that Susie and Elaine are two different people (theyre not). is compared to that one accomplishment. be eating them. You go ahead and keep it a secret. Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. ELAINE: Ummm, I love the smell of bakeries. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. You and your good-time buddies. Elaine has suffered a number of horror stories involving air travel on Seinfeld, such as in The Airport, when she and Jerry board a flight back home from St. Louis. As for postal worker Newman, he goes ballisticand expresses intense dislike for "mutts and mongrels." Its ridiculous! she cries: This is America! It escalates to a full-blown fight (involving her throwing Georges hat away, out of spite! GEORGE: Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. THIS IS ANARCHY! Here's one. . It's relentless. Which made him even more fun. KRAMER: Because I wanted to look good for the party. Privacy Policy and In Seinfeld's finale episode, when Newman learned Jerry and his pals were leaving on a private jet to Paris, he tried everything to tag along with the gang. ELAINE: It was a little hair. I think this neat freak character is something they gave him on the show. It's a mistake. And Ill be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down! This monologue hilariously foreshadows the grim fate that awaits Jerry and his friends en route to the French capital. ELAINE: No, we've already got this. No more soup, Jerry. To wit: This pretty early episode when a woman is talking her ear off about her fianc. She keeps asking people where her fianc is, with annoying emphasis on the word, so Elaine, visibly annoyed, gets right in her face and says in a mock Australian accent: Maybe the dingo ate your baby. When the woman is, understandably, confused, not getting the reference, Elaine just repeats it and giggles to herself. Newman'scourtroom comedy in "TheTicket" isto date one of the finest performance by a recurring character on Seinfeld. Elaine's internal monologue in the sauna is great. If you're too fat, slow, and disoriented to get to your gate in time, you're not ready for air travel. A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her. . I think we lost the Zest.". If the plane crashes, everyone in first class will die anyway, she reasons aloud. It was the Friars Club episode. KRAMER: "I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but The misfortune convinces her she has assumed an existence similar to George, who has instead been on top of the world since adopting a new way of life. She threatens the Soup Nazi with his own recipes, telling him: I can make my own soup Youre through, Soup Nazi. Elaine casually responds: It was nothing., Puddys first appearance is in The Fusilli Jerry, when Elaine hilariously describes him as dripping with animal sexuality. This episode also sees him using a move on Elaine that hed been taught by Jerry, leading Elaine to feel betrayed. hypothermia. Aired January 8, 1992. I said,It sounds a little bit like a 40s radio drama combined with a little bit of a bad Charles Kuralt. car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. JERRY: Well, why don't we just forget about the cake? Elaine eventually confesses to George that it was her, and hes horrified to find himself attracted to her, proving that sexy is all a matter of perception. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part When Costanza tries to come with her, Elaine responds with the classic line: Im sorry weve already got a George.. Every day it piles up more and more and more. . Let's just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line. Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. KRAMER: So what I'm going to leave the car running and the heater'll Kenny Loggins Is Cutting Loose From Touring, Madonna May Own a French Painting Thought to Have Been Destroyed in WWI. Nothing. JERRY: Where's the heat in this car? Jerry insists it was a scratch, not a pick, but she refuses to believe him. Elaine doesnt mince her words, and in The Apology, when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on whats wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: chicken wing shoulder blades. When he confesses that he walked around naked in front of a girlfriend, she quickly warns him that he shouldnt have done that. as soon as I get there I'm going to tell everyone what a jerk you are. is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. No labels, Jerry. Thats too obvious. would circle the block six times looking for a spot? Sorry, I forgot to bring my toilet-bowl brush with me. What do you need a paperweight for? Finding a way around doing it in a more obvious way, they came up with The Deal, in which Jerry and Elaine try to figure out a more casual relationship. The woman turns out to be Jerrys girlfriend, Jane (The Lost Boys Jami Gertz), whom she identifies immediately by her voice and decides to get back at her in a most epic way by beating her to the Monks restroom and removing every roll of toilet paper she can find. built the rocket. Junior.. GEORGE: Ill tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the You would be dead. What is the ultimate Peterman memory for you? People will be Crossposted by 1 day ago. "Well, let me remind you of something. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. KRAMER: Wow, I'm not finding a spot here. and taste my coffee! I'm Youve decided theyre talented, so you might as well tell the world. 2023 Vox Media, LLC. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Most Underrated Episodes, Hecomes close to figuring it out in a few short steps: Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. I can't get that thing [George] in my car. Seinfeld Elaine Monologue - YouTube A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her neighbor ignoring her in Seinfeld the TV series. I love it but don't think it has anything to do with the real JS. One of Elaines best moments also shows off Julia Louis-Dreyfuss superb talent for physical comedy. taking a number) are you going to wait here? Who's hair was it? JERRY: I beg your pardon? JERRY: Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, a man on the moon . "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. And I got news for you. GEORGE: Do chickens have individual personalities? invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it. In The Couch, she meets a man and believes theyre in love. KRAMER: George, there's a news stand right over there. You'll get us killed. There are only two seats left one in first class, and one in coach, where Elaine gets stuck after Jerry claims she cant miss first class if shes never had it. KRAMER: It's robust, bold, very dry. The man is dedicated to his craft. way they acted? Its not even funny. And it doesnt read funny. The writers seemed to have a lot of fun writing forPeterman. The monologue ends with a great punchline when an incredulous George asks, You did all this for a pinky toe? and Kramer quips, Well, its a valuable appendage.. When Jerry refuses, Newman boils with rageand warns his neighborof his impending doom. . No more soup for any of us," the soup-lover yells in a state of panic. Watch on. a hair in my farina." "Did you lose your luggage? JERRY: Thank you. You, whatever your name is. I am not an animal!. Its less about the politics around fur as she says to George, Eh, anti-fur. ELAINE: Wait, wait a second are, are you Barbara Benedict? You'd go around in a circle. It will just take a second. . KRAMER: HEY DOUBLE-PARKER. It's not worth it. I don't have to tell you she was a knock It's almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn't think of a sport. Quote from Jerry. OHurley says he remembers them all, and why wouldnt he? Can you comprehend it? The Show Explores Dating And Human Behavior Via Elaine's Storylines While Jerry, George, and Kramer all dated during Seinfeld, the focus was often on the attractive women they wanted to woo, or how insecure and nervous George was about his sex life. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. And once again, Kramer is forced to end his rant. I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. IT'S FREEZING! JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie. . DOES the earth. You contribute nothing to society! Ill tell it to you exactly. I saved your life. This isn't a hangout. In a frenzy, before exiting,he continues, "And I'll be there,inall my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.". my head came right through the top of it. Kramers B-plot in the controversial episode The Dog sees him attempting to break up with his girlfriend Ellen, then desperately pleading with her to take him back all shot from Ellens point-of-view. And no numbers for you, youre a word man. So what did you get? I didnt want to go guest star in somebody elses show after having a really good sitcom. 313. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer get into trouble when they all take trips on the subway. ELAINE: Oh, wait a minute. I guarantee . and you lawyer recommends the insanity defense, this is the hat to wear. Larry David eventually got his thank you. ELAINE: We'll get some cake. They're going in first with the last Bobka. In "The Old Man," when Newman and Kramer asked Jerry if he had any old records lying around for their latest get-rich-quick scheme,George wasprompted to ask what Newman did for a living. It aired on January 19, 1995. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? 337. He had a British accent though. These classic Elaine Benes moments prove Julia Louis-Dreyfus was "Queen of the Castle" on Seinfeld. Let's just say the human race as an idea didn't quite work. KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a While we are on the subject of best-ofs, when naming Julia Louis-Dreyfus all-time greatest freak out on Seinfeld, my money is on Season 6s The Beard, which was the first show after the series 100th episode celebration. [puts on the hat] Your honor, "The Cart people, look out, cart people!" Seinfeld has been described as a show about nothing memorably riffed by George in the season 4 episode, "The Pitch." However, anyone who has watched the classic '90s sitcom knows there was a. You see what I'm saying? A hundred proof - takes your Dead. David Fricke Isnt Weekend Update Material, The reference is lost on most people, James Austin Johnson explained. Where are these doctors? I can sit in the car and not get SOVIET SCUM. In The Sponge, she hoards contraceptive sponges, which have become something of a coveted item after being taken off the market. Edward R. Pressman, Indie Producer Behind. He's the absolute worst there is. letters at the dinner table. The office for me was the most joyful place to be. Throughout the course of Seinfeld, Newmanschemedagainst his sworn enemy, antithesis, and neighbor, Jerry. It's so hot in here! Previously, he wrote for Taste of Cinema, Comic Book Resources, and BabbleTop. But in The Package, when she sees her doctors file on her, she sees that hes literally written that shes a difficult patient so, naturally, she tells the doctor why it isnt actually her fault. GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. we met at Linda van Grak's baby shower. That was the difference and that was what made the show so different. She skipped around a lot on the last two seasons during a recent rewatch. They said, We just want him to sound the way the catalog is written. It was long adventure story about an Oxford button down. But the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in!. So when ol Puddy is proud of his new fur jacket, Elaine doesnt hesitate to make her distaste known. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." ! Streetcar Named Desire-style at Jerrys aunt and she does it multiple times, each more funny than the last. They should award them slacks or a shirt. and Chardonnay . And I did. Kennedy. Nobody takes better care Stop here. cold. GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some The brainchild of comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the show about nothing became an unlikely hit, changing the blueprint of comedy forever with its physical humor, insufferable characters, and memorable rants about the minutiae of daily life. skiing naked if you got a good hat. You see. in ten minutes. Let's get in the car. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there's an accident. I'm sorry. He could be one of the guys who Elaine sounds a little cold, but she's trying to be honest about how George really feels. GEORGE: Just double park. You remember You really should ELAINE: Yeah. I knew every piece of that office and it was just so comfortable for me to be there. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. Elaines illness is confirmed when she beings to have trouble swallowing and starts foaming at the mouth in one of Julia Louis-Dreyfus finest displays of physical comedy. The chief bee keeper was this horrible hag of a woman with gnarled teeth and a giant wart that she called a nose. What's the matter with you? Do your legs work at all? Oh, okay, I'll give you the real medicine. Now why is that a cake? . Now,Newmancould have kept it simple, but he had to crank his performance up a notch, prompting the judge to ask if his over-the-top performance was really necessary. GEORGE: We're really late now. I was privy to the stuff that was going on. He confronts Jerry in his apartment: Let me tell you something, funny boy. However, when they finally consummate their relationship, Elaine ultimately decides that Billy is not sponge-worthy after all. The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No.