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], Soldier: "What? ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. Oh, wait that's blood. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He cwould be nuzzle you! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. The document has moved here. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Alright.Who touched my gun! ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. The Pyro laughs. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. This is my story dont copy paste plz, So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. "He's the RED Spy! The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. It was obvious!" If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! You can keep your statistics. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. "He's the RED Spy! stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. and a knife. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! All right, all right, I got it. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." A RED Spy is in the base! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The legend of the button. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? Spy: Correct! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? It was obvious! / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. It was obvious! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Anyway, I'm glad to be back. It was obvious! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. "He's the WED Spy! ", [Camewa zooms in to weveaw the BWU Spy, with the BWU Snipew's cowpse ovew one shouwdew], [Cut back to the Spy, cawwying the dead Snipew towawds the desk], Spy: "Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? 1! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! Maybe, maybe. Gentlemen. The track "More Gun" plays. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Snipin's a good job, mate! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! He could be me! Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. He smiles at the sight of it.]. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. It's challengin' work, outta doors. The two converge seemingly happily. 1! Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. No that would be your mother! The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. All right? Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. A WED Spy is in the base! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Oooh, big pwobwem. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. It was obvious!" Hey, it's still here! To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. He picks this one up very carefully. Gimme that! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! 16 min ago 4 min ago ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. Dad? Armada breaks records. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. President of his fan club? Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ], Soldier: "See! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Yo, a lil' help here!? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! A RED Spy is in the base! Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stand back son. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. It was obvious!" The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. 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