Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! Vince Noir: Did you say mink? What do you think you're playing at? Naboo is livid and gets drunk, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, Crouton! I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. Gonna do a portrait are you? Anyway, I got a question for ya. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Howard: Stardom? Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. Can't catch what don't exists. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. I can rest my drinks on your heads. 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I am Gespatio. Stronger than a moose! 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? And it ain't purty! It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! What have you got? I'm shitfaced! That's not very P.C. Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. But as he came past, I, I licked his back. There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? Rudy: The balls test! My mind's like a fortress. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Oh cheese. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! We've got to get out of town. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Web. The sweet irony!". Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. Some viewers may find this . Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Chokus-Pocus! Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. I am too old. "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Howard: Can you really? Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. I'm Howard Moon. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Howard Moon: I do many things. An outrage! The Mighty Boosh - Season 1, Outtakes Loreathan's Fantastic World 485K views 5 years ago Mix - The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon - Yakult! Others call me Trenu, the boiler Rudy: Some call me Marjorie Keek. Turn around. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! Howard Moon: No. Miso! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. My hats on fire! Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. If, if my barnet don't look right, people get furious, they tune out immediately. No way. 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I am a summer soup. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Don't run around the house in a little car. Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? We're Jim and Jackie Piper! Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? He was originally created for a 2005 episode of the second series of The Mighty Boosh, "Nanageddon", and later returned for three episodes of the third series. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. They're all a bunch of w******! Well, two. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Join in with me, boy. You know. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Saboo, you slag! Dennis: Kirk can't drive. This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. NO! Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Vince: I thought it was good for you. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. You've liquified me, you slags! Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. I've got so much to give! In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. What's wrong with you? Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. We'll be holding on forever! Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? You're supposed to be a zookeeper. Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Vince passes it back to the Bear]. I've had three lattes, and an Americano. Privacy Policy. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. Howard Moon: Kodiak! It's fine. Wibble . Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. Howard: Yeah or else? The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. It hurts. How are you? The internet's a powerful tool these days. Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. Soup, soup a spicey. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Never stop questioning the nature of reality. Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Got a ring to that don't it? It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. And then the half moon he's all right. 73. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. There's a simple truth to me. 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